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30 jokes
“Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical…”
“Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?”
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
“What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”
Inheritance.
“A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink.
The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"”
“A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...”
"Five beers, please."
“I'm not saying my son is ugly...”
But on Halloween he went to tell the neighbors to turn down their TV and they gave him some candy.
“Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..."
Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..."
Judge: "Learn…”
“My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.”
“I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.”
All I did was take a day off.
“My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact…”
“Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?”
It's too high a price "toupee."
“UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.”
“A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.”
“What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?
I would tell you....
But I don't compare apples to oranges.”
“Thank you student loans for getting me through college.”
I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.
“I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus.
I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright:
He said…”