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Spooky Jokes

Ghosts, skeletons, vampires and pumpkins: Halloween jokes for all ages, from kid-friendly riddles to properly creepy one-liners.

10 jokes

Setup & Punchline Spooky
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    “Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?”

    Because it had nobody.

    One-liner Spooky
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      “Test joke 1”

      Credit you as: Test User 1

      One-liner Spooky
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        3s read

        “test 2”

        Credit you as: Test User 1

        Setup & Punchline Spooky
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          8s read

          “I'm not saying my son is ugly...”

          But on Halloween he went to tell the neighbors to turn down their TV and they gave him some candy.

          Setup & Punchline Spooky
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            3s read

            “What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?”

            A gobblin'!

            Setup & Punchline Spooky
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              4s read

              “Why did the ghost go to the bar?”

              To get sheet faced.

              Setup & Punchline Spooky
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                4s read

                “Why do ghosts go on diets?”

                So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

                Setup & Punchline Spooky
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                  3s read

                  “Why did the ghost go inside the bar?”

                  For the boos.

                  Setup & Punchline Spooky
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                    “What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?”

                    It's a pain in the neck.

                    Setup & Punchline Spooky
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                      “What is in a ghost's nose?”

                      Boo-gers.