Pun Jokes
Wordplay, double meanings and jokes that earn a groan before the laugh. Many don't survive translation, so these are often best read in the original.
30 jokes
“I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.”
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
“Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?”
There was nothing but de brie.
“A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...”
"Five beers, please."
“I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.”
All I did was take a day off.
“Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop?”
It's too high a price "toupee."
“I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus.
I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright:
He said…”
“Thank you student loans for getting me through college.”
I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.
“Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him?”
He was squashed.
“Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?”
It was wrong on so many levels.
“I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.”
“To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!”
“What's the best thing about Switzerland?”
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.