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Christmas Jokes

Santa, reindeer, awkward family dinners and presents nobody asked for. Festive jokes for crackers, cards and the holiday table.

14 jokes

Setup & Punchline Christmas
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    “What do elves post on Social Media?”

    Elf-ies!

    Setup & Punchline Christmas
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      “Who is Santa's favourite singer?”

      Elf-is Presley!

      Setup & Punchline Christmas
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        “What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?”

        The elf-abet!

        Setup & Punchline Christmas
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          “Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?”

          Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

          Setup & Punchline Christmas
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            “What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?”

            A Holly Davidson!

            Setup & Punchline Christmas
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              “What says Oh Oh Oh?”

              Santa walking backwards!

              Setup & Punchline Christmas
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                “Why does Santa have three gardens?”

                So he can 'ho ho ho'!

                Setup & Punchline Christmas
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                  “Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?”

                  A mince spy!

                  Setup & Punchline Christmas
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                    “Why does Santa go down the chimney?”

                    Because it soots him!

                    Setup & Punchline Christmas
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                      “What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?”

                      Claustrophobia!

                      Setup & Punchline Christmas
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                        “How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?”

                        No Brussels!

                        Setup & Punchline Christmas
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                          “Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?”

                          Because he had no body to go with!

                          Setup & Punchline Christmas
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                            “Whats the Grinchs least favorite band?”

                            The Who.

                            Setup & Punchline Christmas
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                              “What's Santa's favourite type of music?”

                              Wrap!