Animals Jokes

“What do you call a camel with no humps?”

“Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?”

“Where do giraffes go to college?”

“Why do birds fly south for the winter?”

“Where does a killer whale go to get braces?”

“Where do sheep get their hair cut?”

“What do you call a pig that tells secrets?”

“Why are spiders great web developers?”

“What do you call a fast fungus?”

“Where do polar bears vote?”

“Why did the cat go to school?”

“What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips?”

“Where do birds investment their money?”

“What do you call a pig that does karate?”

“Why did the fish blush?”

“Why did the zebra cross the road?”

“What do you call a parrot that flew away?”

“What do you call a group of whales playing instruments?”

“Why did the octopus cross the road?”

“Why are skunks so clean?”

“What do you call a puppy in the winter?”

“What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?”

“What do you call a lizard that repeats itself?”

“Where do hamsters go on vacation?”