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30 jokes
“Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.
The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical…”
“Why did the remote control break up with the TV?”
It felt it was constantly being clicked through.
“What is a fish's favorite type of investment?”
A floating rate bond.
“Why did the mom book tell her kids to stay on the same page?”
They were starting to lose the plot.
“Why do birds fly south for the winter?”
Because it is too far to walk!
“Why did the front door get a medal?”
For outstanding performance in hospitality.
“Why did the traffic light turn red?”
You would too if you had to change in front of everyone.
“What do you call a bird that saves all its money?”
A thrifty falcon.
“What did the piggy bank say to the coin?”
You really make cents to me.
“What do you call a smart investment in footwear?”
A solid sole fund.
“What did the tooth brush say to the tube?”
Give me a squeeze and let's get started!
“What is an artificial intelligence's favorite dance move?”
The algorithm.
“Why did the keyboard get arrested?”
Because it was caught hacking into a secure terminal.
“What did the digital camera say to the memory card?”
I am totally focused on you.
“Why did the programmer refuse to play hide and seek?”
Because good hiding places are hard to debug.
“Why did the battery break up with the remote control?”
It felt like it was constantly being pushed around.
“What did the lock say to the key?”
You are the only one who truly opens up my mind.
“What did the plant pot say to the soil?”
You are the ground beneath my feet.
“What did the science book say to the math book?”
You have too many problems, I have chemistry.